We're just plain white people, you and me And we're perfectly nice But what if we were ethnic What if we had a culture What if we cooked special foods On special days What if our language was affected With sounds and tones That gave it a musical quality What if we had symbols and traditions That meant something to us And to our family What if we danced ancient dances On ancient holidays What if in public we clustered Into small noisy groups Full of strange words and laughter With our children darting in and out It's perfectly fine and nice To be plain white people But I wonder sometimes Wouldn't it be beautiful If we were ethnic
Yes. It would be very much beautiful.
Posted by: Heather Anne | October 21, 2005 at 08:26
I wonder if our "non-culture" seems exotic to people from far away.
Posted by: Caitlinator | October 21, 2005 at 09:19
I think you should re-write this and call it "If We Were Ed McMahon."
Posted by: toadman | October 21, 2005 at 10:23
Ha Ha Toadman
Posted by: Susan | October 21, 2005 at 17:09
Am I off base that this is tongue in cheek and saying white has traditions too and superficially look the same in behavior?
Posted by: Pearl | October 23, 2005 at 11:25
I love this. My son married a Cajun girl with this huge family that has huge parties and is steeped in exotic food and traditions. When I go to visit I always want to bring a bunt cake.
Posted by: twyla | November 12, 2005 at 09:36
Feeling very brown beautiful and ethnic! But what about the gray, ugly and common spaces I see in between???
Posted by: Shankari | November 16, 2005 at 09:02