Ghosts are getting excited for the big day, only days away now. Witches and goblins are dieting and grooming, wanting to look their best. Bog creatures are updating their curricula vitae. Zombies are trying to pull themselves together. Vampires are flossing. Mummies are wrapping up a few loose ends. It won't be long now. The thing under your bed, the slavering thing that has been building up the courage for years now to grab your foot and eat it when it hits the ground in the middle of the night, thinks this Halloween might finally be the day. Are you excited? I am.
Hello, friends. I trust you're well.