I don't want to alarm anyone. I mean, I'm sure everything's fine. It's just that, well, it's beeping. It's beeping and this little light is flashing. It's probably nothing to be concerned about, you know, but, I don't know, it just makes me a little nervous for some reason.
When the little purple man came out of the ship a few months ago and asked me to hold it for him until he came back, I thought, "Sure. No big deal. It's small. I'll just keep it in my pocket." And I did. And everything was cool.
But now it's beeping. And this little light is flashing. I looked for a button to push or something (not that I'd be brave/stupid enough to push it, mind you), but there's nothing. It's just smooth with this one little light on it. And now it's flashing. And beeping.
Again, I'm sure it's fine. Still, I was wondering: Could you hold it for a while?
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