Some people wear clothes. Pants and shirts and such. Have you noticed? Have you seen girls wearing bifurcated britches? Socks and sweaters and dresses and mittens. Clothes are everywhere. Man makes the clothes. Some people wear long overcoats and bow ties. Cowboy boots and camisole shells. Spats and hats and corduroy sportcoats. Everywhere you look these days, people are wearing clothing. It's becoming quite a trend. It's gotten to the point that a person without clothes in public looks strangely out of place, unfashionable and shameful. No one wants to see your wiener on the elevator, your ass on the bus. We all love boobs, but not at the conference table. It makes it too hard to concentrate on such mundane topics. I'm considering getting on the clothing bandwagon. I've got my eye on a green leisure suit and a pink bow tie. Probably I'll get some sort of collared shirt to go with it, maybe something with fish or elephants on it. I saw a pair of hiking boots that looks promising. I'm retiring my birthday suit for a while. I'm gonna be all dressed up with nowhere to go. Dressed to the nines, whatever that means.
I'm still going to shower naked, though. I just can't imagine it being effective any other way.
Hello, friends. How are you today?
Later. Love.
