Camus suggested that suicide was not an appropriate response to the absurdity of the human condition. He preferred revolution. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong about that. Camus was a hard guy to read, mostly because of all the French. I've never committed suicide, and I never will (as far as I know), but I'm also not a revolutionary. If I were going to commit suicide I'd shoot myself with a torpedo, just to be spectacular and ostentatious and to embrace the absurdity of the human condition. I want a T-shirt that says, "Embrace the Absurdity of the Human Condition" on the front and "Don't Hurt Yourself" on the back. Also I want a pet polar bear cub.
People are constantly putting things onto T-shirts, like pockets and slogans and cold, cold water. As for me, I want to be more revolutionary. I want to challenge people's assumptions about what a T-shirt really is. I want to paint slogans on the inside. I want to put laces up the front. I want to make T-shirts you wear on your feet. I want to set my hair on fire.
Sorry. I got a little carried away for a minute there. I want a T-shirt that says, "Sorry. I Got a Little Carried Away For a Minute There."
Hello, friends. How are you today?
Later. Love.
