How to brush your teeth:
- Be born.
- Learn to grasp tings.
- Grow teeth.
- Buy toothpaste and a toothbrush.
- Pick up the toothbrush.
- Put toothpaste on the bristles of toothbrush.
- Open your mouth.
- Scrub your teeth with the bristles of the toothbrush, using the toothpaste as an abrasive cleansing agent.
- Rinse the toothpaste out of your mouth.
- Rinse the toothpaste out of your toothbrush.
- Put the toothbrush and toothpaste away.
- Repeat as needed.
How to have sex with a beautiful woman:
- Be born.
- Learn to grasp things.
- Grow up.
- Pick out a beautiful woman.
- Convince her to have sex with you.
- Go somewhere private.
- Take off at least enough of your clothes and of her clothes to allow the necessary access for sex.
- Tell her she's beautiful.
- Have sex with her. Try to be good at it.
- Clean up as required.
- Put your clothes and her clothes back on.
- Repeat as needed.
I hope this helps.
Hello, friends. How are you today?
Later. Love.
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