
Once again the media shows its bias. According to these four emails I just finished reading in detail, there are some really astonishing breakthroughs being made in the science of making your penis bigger. As ubiquitous as this story is in the grassroots medium of email (I've gotten almost 500 emails about it this month alone!), I can't find a single thing about these breakthroughs on any of the major news websites. I wonder why? Why won't you talk about this, Wolf Blitzer? I'm sure, with a name like Wolf or Stone, you guys are already touting around giant, impressive man-rods, but there are millions of men in your target demographic who could probably benefit from this information. And the talk shows? I mean, it's obvious why this impacts Ellen very little, but I would expect Oprah and Dr. Phil to be excited about increasing the average American meat heft (especially Dr. Phil.) Don't snicker like a school boy! Don't be Victorian and bashful! Dick size matters! Do your job, Bill O'Reilly and the liberal media machine!
I apologize for that previous paragraph. Please don't read anything into it.
Hello, friends. How (big) are you today?
Love.