I'm withdrawing from the race for president. I can see at this point that it's pointless. (Can it be pointless at a point? Hmmm...) I take full blame for the failure of this campaign, I haven't run the thing very well. I can see that now. Not only have I failed to secure a sufficient delegate lead to cement the nomination, I haven't gotten a single! delegate vote today, mortal nor super. Why? Well, I failed to get on the ballots in every state so far. I just missed the deadlines and didn't get the papers in. I've been extremely busy and distracted. I'm pretty sure, in fact, that the paperwork to even apply to be a candidate is crumpled under the passenger seat in my car. I haven't filed a single document, I haven't written a single speech, I haven't stumped, I haven't opened a single regional field office. This campaign has been, quite literally, a joke.
At least I never went negative.
Now that I've withdrawn, will I accept, if offered, the vice-presidency? Hmmm... is it a hard job? What do you actually have to do? I'm not really good at "duties" and all of that. I'm not turning down the job, I just need a little clarification.
Oh well. I've got about 25,000 "Let's Put the White Back in White House!" bumper stickers if you want one. I don't recommend you put them on your car, though. People misunderstand them. "No. White is just my last name," I try to tell people, but they still get pissed. I think I'm going to take mine off my car.
Hello, friends. Remember my "Yes We Can!" speech? Well, apparently we can't. Sorry. What's happening in your world?
Love.
