The rumors of Mark Twain's death are not exaggerations. They were, but now they're not. Things change.
I was born in Stephenville, Texas almost thirty-seven years ago. It's true. It was, until recently, the most important thing that ever happened in Stephenville, Texas. Now? Well, it depends who you ask. Now they're being visited by UFOs. Now space aliens are considering opening a dairy farm there. It's the first time, as far as anyone knows, that space aliens have visited Stephenville, Texas. Damn sloppy job of it, if you ask me. Space aliens are supposed to be sneaky and secretive. Standards must really have dropped in the past thirty-seven years.
My point is this: Pay no attention. It was probably just military aircraft or bigfoot's blimp.
Hello, friends. What's up with you?
Love.
