Have you guys been paying any attention to the space aliens? I've always just ignored them, to be honest with you, thinking that they weren't the right sorts of people. Lately, however, I've been hanging out with them a little and, in truth, they're a very interesting people with a rich culture. I'm not sure why they're here, and I have no idea what that giant thing is that they're building, but I find them charming and adorable.
As most of you know, there are two types of them, the grey ones and the green ones. As far as I can tell there is very little difference between the two types. They both seem to enjoy rap music. They both hate baseball, and I don't blame them. I also hate baseball. Why? Well, as Peter Griffin said about the movie The Godfather, "It insists upon itself." I think they mostly dislike it because of that day when they arrived over Yankee Stadium and their mother ship was obliterated by a high fly ball from A-Rod. I guess I can see how that would piss you off. I mean, A-Rod? How humiliating.
The thing that cracks me up is their fascination with and dedication to learning Judo. Have you seen them in their little judogis? They crack me up. They're so tiny, I just can't take them seriously. They always insist that "size isn't everything" (especially the grey ones,) but I don't have the imagination to be frightened of these guys. I think someone should make a reality television show about them. Maybe on Food Network.
Hello, friends. How are you today?
Later. Love.
