34. This morning I saw a mutt hanging its head out of the passenger window of an old, beat-up pickup truck. It looked like a friendly mutt. Seeing it, I realized that my totem animal is the mutt. It's perfect.
35. You can really see my deviated septum if you look directly up my nose. I'm too tall to look directly up my nose, but my new Samsung BlackJack phone can do the job for me.
36. Here's a picture of my elephant. He's very small but he doesn't put up with any funny business. He was made tough by being the only independent voter in his Republican herd. You will respect my tiny elephant.
37. Here's the pond that lives outside my office window. It used to be full of baby turtles, but they've all left and slightly larger turtles have moved in. I guess turtles do that. It's like a pond exchange program or something. Here's what's cool about turtles: You'll never meet a homeless turtle.
Hello, friends. Is your elephant as cool as mine? I submit that it is NOT!
Later. Love.
