Have you ever wondered about The Phantom Zone? Do you remember it? Those three criminals from the movie Superman II were trapped in it until a missile that Superman threw into space shattered it and let them out to terrorize the Earth. (Smooth move, Superman.) I've been trying to figure out how it works. Is that little spinning square of glass all there is to it, or is that just a window into the actual "zone?" If that's all there is, then why could you only see their three faces, stuck screaming in the spinning square for all eternity? Where were their bodies and their legs? If it was just a window to another place, then why would they just stand there staring out the window and screaming forever? Wouldn't they eventually get tired of that? I would.
Here's an entire "encyclopedia" entry about The Phantom Zone that I found. Don't go read it. Seriously. You don't need to know this much about The Phantom Zone. Go have sex with someone instead. Trust me.
Hello, friends. What strange things have you been thinking about?
Later. Love.
