The lunatic hitchhikers in this area are really getting careless. They're so scary looking that they never get rides. They just stand there beside the road covered in the blood of previous victims. You can see the machetes poking out of their coats. One guy actually had a sign that said, "Oklahoma Or Bust (Also I'm Going To Kill You.)" So blatant and lazy. What about the art of surprise? What about subtlety and craft? It really makes the drive to work depressing.
But, that's not what I really wanted to talk about. I wanted to talk about something else. See below for details.
Now that I've been out of high school for one year, I'm really looking forward to getting together with my old high school gang tonight. We're meeting at the cabin at the lake to commemorate the two-year anniversary of the day we played mean tricks on that one creepy girl in high school, you know, the one everyone thought was a witch. She was so pissed, I swear. She was all like, "In two years you'll all pay with your lives!" all dramatic and stuff? Give me a break.
So, we're getting together tonight, me and Sparks (the big, dumb football player) and Trey (the quarterback) and Tina and Misty (cheerleaders) and Anna (cool, cute, smart). We'll probably just hang out, get drunk, pair up, take walks in the woods, go swimming (naked!) and joke about how stupid that witch girl was and how funny it was when we all teased her that one time and embarrassed her and pretty much ruined her life. We'll probably also joke about her threats to kill us all in two years and about how stupid she is.
I wonder what ever happened to that girl? Haven't seen her for a while, since that time in the hardware story when she was buying six axes. Six! Who needs that many axes? What a weirdo. I can't wait to mock her out loud again with the gang. IT'S GOING TO ROCK! Our gang is the coolest!
Hello, friends. It's Friday the 13th. Any special plans? Where? When? Do you generally lock your doors?
Later. Love.
