When they are finally made available to the public, flying cars will have four blinkers: right, left, up and down. Old people will drive around on the ground with their down blinker on. Silly old people. Are they planning to burrow?
Lately, just for fun, I've been painting a reproduction of the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on the roof of my car. Many people find this annoying because I do it while I'm driving to work on the crowded freeway. Most of the other drivers are capitalist materialists; they have no appreciation for good art. They scream intolerant things at me like, "You're on the wrong side of the road! You're going to kill someone!" What ever happened to culture? Stupid cretins.
When the Flintstones are in their car, are they still pedestrians? Have you ever wondered this? I have.
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P. S. - Aphter: 54. Sorry I haven't posted one in a few days. I've been pretty busy. Thanks for stopping by.
