I can't walk on water. I've tried many times. I just can't do it. I find it difficult even to walk IN water, much less ON it. I think the problem might be buoyancy, or possibly viscosity. I don't know. I'm not really much of a botanist or biologist or whatever kind of scientist or wizard studies such things. If I were to walk on water, however, I would drop a line to the band Counting Crows, because they asked so nicely.
They should make a reality television show where rock bands wrestle each other, tag-team style. I'd like to see Counting Crows fight Barenaked Ladies (the band, though I wouldn't mind seeing the other). I have this feeling that Counting Crows would whip Barenaked Ladies's collective ass. I don't know, though. Sometimes a band will surprise you with its skill in the wrestling ring. Remember when Sixpence None The Richer totally annihilated System of a Down at Rock Wrestle Mania last year? Who saw that coming? Not me.
Speaking of music news, did you hear that several top groups from the past thirty years are putting together an album that spoofs "Weird Al" Yankovic's music? Is that awesome or what? Why didn't anyone think of this sooner?
Hello, friends. How are you today?
P. S. - Aphter: Nineteen. Thanks for stopping by.