Every now and then I try to look at politics and the situation in the world. It's so easy to find the ones I don't like. They're always wearing suits and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking about really, really dry and boring and negative things. I can't bring myself to like politicians. I don't think I'd want to vote for anyone who actually wanted to be president or senator or congress-person. Blah blah blah. "Hello, my name is Bob Loblaw. Bob Loblaw. Bob Loblaw."
My position is ridiculous, I know, but I just don't like any of them. The only people I dislike more than the Democrats are the Republicans and the only people I dislike more than the Republicans are the Democrats. Can't we have a president who doesn't talk? Let's make some sort of performance artist president. Let's find some lady who paints murals and have her paint her policies, platform and positions on the Washington Monument. I'd like to see the State of the Union Address in pantomime, really expressive pantomime, tights and all. I'd like to hear the Sunday morning pundits trying to make sense of the president's most recent interpretive dance. "Clearly she wants the peace process to move forward," says Tim Russert, "you can see that in the grands jetés. What is unclear is precisely how she thinks the disputed territories should be divided."
It couldn't really work, I know, but I love the idea. Feel free to express your political views for or against one party or the other in the comments, if you'd like. I won't read it, or respond, or care, but I won't delete it either, as long as it's friendly. My point wasn't really to get into politics. My point is simply this: They should take away my right to vote. I am a ridiculous person.
But, you guys knew that already.
Hello, friends. Tell me something good, PLEEEAAASE!
Later. Love.
