When all else fails:
moon shot trajectory
It's complicated. Trust me.
elephant riding an unicycle
Hee hee. I forgot about that post.
lyrics i "miss the rain down in africa"
"Bless", not "miss". Forgot about that post too.
his huge muscular calves
Yes, I do feed steroids to my baby cows.
a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar
So i've heard.
"what is tasso"
Cajun food.
"sleestak"
Cool. Twice in one day. This gives me hope for society.
muscular man (image search)
I drawed a pitchur of one one time.
steal quarters from a washer machine
This takes away my hope for society.
leaving job without burning bridges
This is always a good idea, unless you're a professional bridge burner, in which case they may not appreciate it.
just and earth bound misfit
"An", not "and". I do that all the time.
zero egde swimming pools
How do you keep the water in?
who sang "bend me, shape me any way you want me"
The American Breed. (Sheesh, just google it next time. Oh. Right.)
moon perigree
It's actually moon "A" perigree. Don't you watch the news?
joe piscopo not funny after bodybuilding
It was part of the deal we worked out. I get to be funny and he gets to be sexy. I regret nothing.
oprah hardships or struggles as\he overcome
There was that movie Beloved. That must have been tough to get past.
take cinco
Spanglish. Clever.
"with my back against" lyric coffee
I got nothing.
caveat emptor humour
You must be English.
porcine aviation
Sorry. I already used it. I wasn't the first either. Clever, though.
shinobi shozoku
I don't think real ninja get their outfits from Google.
allen white drummer
He played for Yes and was a studio drummer for many artists, including John Lennon. He was good. I spell mine "Allan".
toto down in africa meaning
Good luck with that. I'm sure I didn't help much. (I forgot about that one. Tee hee.)
amature peeping tom videos
Sorry, dude. I've only got the pro stuff.
bolo yeung son
Someone mated with him? Wow. Brave.
hackberry finish
There's a hackberry finish? Really? Weird.
stoner sayings layouts
Dude. Whoa. Dude. I'm baked.
sleestak
Coming up on the first page of Google searches for Sleestak is easily my greatest accomplishment in life.
hard guess email address
Do you mean password? Why would you want a hard to guess email address? Here's a tip: Just use someone else's name. No one will ever guess.
itzach perlman
A person of culture, eh? Allow me to apologize for any offense my site caused you.
osmond paraguay
I've been told I look like Donny Osmond, and I've been to Paraguay. Does that mean you've found what you're looking for?
caveat emptor wow
I know, right?
apple orchards around killeen texas
Yes. Killeen is known for its lush apple orchards. Hey, person. Go north. Way north.
cute pig kissing photos
All the ones I have aren't that cute. They're a little disturbing, in fact. Sorry.
petit mal seizures redirecting
Search and seizures. Hee hee.
"big road by myself"
No, wait for mommy.
kurt cobain's rig
Kurt Cobain drove a truck? I did not know that.
"mitch hedberg" you either love me, hate me
Ah yes, Mitch. He's missed.
don't write it down grunt nod
I tried that, but no one left any comments.
cute looking toilet plunger
Get a life.
your huddled masses yearning to be free
It's breathe free, dummy. Get it right or we'll send you back.
a song with a mom dying
Eminem? Is that you? Get over it, dude.
donny osmond, pictures of his children
Seek help, weirdo.
little white bumps under eye pictures
I'm afraid it's herpes. Sorry.
what are hydrashock bullets?
I don't know.
van de graaff generator and hairspray
I know what you're thinking. Don't do it!
dread pirate robert
I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts. My name is Ryan; I inherited the ship from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Pirate Roberts either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Roberts has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.
who was dread pirate robert
See above.
Hello, friends. How are you today?
Later. Love.
