I've been tweaking around with my blog layout. I've had the old one for, I don't know, like 480 years or something. (I started my blog on papyrus 3,000 years ago. Sometimes I think about going back to papyrus. Man, those were the days, the Golden Age of Blogging. I used to blurk around The Daily Zarathustra and, dude, Zoroaster was hilarious. I was always all like, "LOL!" and he was always all like, "What sort of odd script is that you're using, Scott?" because he was totally blogging in Sanskrit with Devanagari. Man, those were the days indeed!)
Anyhoo...
So, I've added a little color because Susan was all like, "It's okay, but the lack of color makes me want to kill one of us, probably you." So, I came up with these colors. I have a slight concern that the colors might be vomitacious, which is a word I just made up that means, "Awesome, but with a slight tendency to cause vomiting." Feel free to use the word, just cite me and send a quarter per usage. (The rights for multiple usages in one work are included in the quarter. I am, after all, a reasonable man.)
(NOTE: If you come here often - and you know you do - you may have to hit "Refresh" to see the new awesomeness. Once you do this, though, it can't be undone. Sorry.)
That's all I have today, but I feel obligated to say something pithy, so I'll type one more paragraph after this one (see below).
I got nothing.
Something that cracks me up more than it should, though, is my reported hatred for Schnozz's new bunny, Maisie. I don't know why, but that bit of silliness really made me laugh. I'm not kidding though, I HATE that rabbit. Go look at her and I'm sure you'll agree with me. (I need you to agree, because Schnozz and/or Maisie may be sending Internet people to hurt me and I may need some backup.)
Hello, friends. How are you today?
Later. Love.
