Saturday I posed for a photo. My sister was in front of me. Beside her was my mother. Behind her, beside me, was my father.
That may sound like no big deal to you but, trust me, it's the single strangest thing that has ever happened in the history of the world. My mother and father have not seen each other since the 1970s. Yes, that's right, the 1970s. Yellow shag carpet. Leisure suits. Real hippies. Four Beatles. Some of you weren't even alive then. Those 1970s.
The world will never be the same. Mark my words.
