Much fun was had at Sandra's orgy yesterday. Hooray for proverbial promiscuity!
Today I start my new job. I'm unfamiliar with my own life. Eventually I'll come to understand it. Until then, I'm in uncharted territory. It's okay, though. I feel most at home in uncharted territory. I think it might be where I'm from. I can't remember.
Our yard was TP'd last night at about 11:00 (the trees and bushes were draped with toilet paper.) This is considered by many to be a good natured prank, often a step in the courting process of teens. Being mildly crotchety, I found it mildly annoying. Being a person of conscience, I was, of course, most concerned about the environmental impact of the waste of paper - not so concerned, mind you, as to pile the offending tissue in the water closet for later use. I'm not a freak. I know the score. My son is what the young people call a "hottie", so this will probably keep happening. There are worse things, I guess. I wonder if I can buy little land mines, just enough to blow off a toe or something. Hmmm...
Wish me luck. Off I go, into the wild new yonder.
Hello, friends. How are you today?
Later. Love.
