I hope you don't think less of me when I tell you this: I'm drinking a venti nonfat triple latte for here. Venti because I'm going to be here for a while. Triple so it will be strong. Nonfat because I'm trying to lose weight (10 pounds since last week). Latte because I HATE the brewed coffee here. It's awful. For here because I don't like drinking out of paper. It just seems wasteful to me.
That, however, is neither here nor there. Today I want to talk to you about your health. Did you know that the number one killer of men and women between the ages of three and two hundred is "being stabbed in the neck with a harpoon". Being stabbed in the neck with a harpoon, although it might seem like no big deal, is very hard on the body. For most people, death follows very quickly. According to doctors, the actual cause of death is, and I quote, "a giant damn hole in the neck." There are a few simple things you an do to help mitigate the risk of this all-to-common injury. Primarily, however, just get rid of the harpoon. I mean, really, why on Earth does a person like you need a harpoon?
Hey, guess what. Todd Levin said something funny. This guy, I think his name is Mike (at least that's what I always call him in my traditional, "Hello, (name)." blog comment sign-off), is really funny all the time, in my opinion.
Hello, friends. How are you today?
Later. Love.
