You know, I've never properly thanked you people for the difference you've made in my life. When I first started blogging, I was a little messed up. Like a lot of people, I started this blog mainly in the hopes of meeting people on the Internet, arranging meetings with them in person, and then murdering them. It seemed like the thing to do at the time.
Now that I know you, though, and I see what great people you are, I realize that I could never, and would never want to, hurt any of you. I've realized over the past few months that my ruse has become my reality. I have truly become this character that I created to fool all of you.
So, thank you. You've made me a better man. If I ever do make arrangements to meet with you, you can rest assured that I will not murder you. And this isn't just a part of my plot to lull you into my confidence so that I can, in fact, murder you. I'm really not going to. I swear.
And how are you today?
Later. Love.
