Hello, friends.
I would like to draw your attention to last night's episode of The Family Guy. The writers of this show are very funny, and now I know why: because they steal other people's ideas! My legal team is on it. Soon I will be a millionaire, and when I am, you will all be receiving new cars!
In other news, I attended a Christmas party with the English last night, where I very nearly won two games of darts (meaning, of course, that I lost two games of darts). I'm thinking about quitting my new job and becoming a professional dart loser, a soon as the Family Guy settlement comes in. We also played charades, which is an English game that is much like the American game charades but with a different "A" sound in the second syllable (they pronounce it like "sha-rods"). Oh, the things they do to the American language. I successfully acted out such concepts as Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, which was no easy task. The food and the people were lovely (in that order). Quite fun.
So, how are you this fine day?
Later. Love.